Oh Colossal Mr. Mubarak! The Cold War look is out!

I know there was a day when a crew cut, aviators and an uber-grimace were in. But, in all honesty, we pretty much left that behind in the 80s. Right up there with crimping and man-perms. A new look is required, Oh Mr. Mubarak. We need a modern outlook for our country. We need the hoxton mullet. Spikey on the top, long on the back, drainpipes, pointy shoes, and possibly leg warmers. pink. That way all visiting dignitaries will dig you/us. Please also build us a roller disco in Nasr City.