Oh Elevated Mr. Mubarak! Give us air hostesses who give a shit!

We all know that nothing rivals the Egyptian woman in terms of beauty, vitale, and ability to whip up a mean rabbit in molokheya. But, why, Oh father, are our air stewardesses some of the moodiest cows in the skies today? Ask one for a blanket on a long haul flight and she'll say "Why?" and then walk off. Politely request a glass of water mid-flight and a flat "no" is what you'll get for your thanks. Please also ask them to stop dipping their faces in bowls of flour.