Oh Lofty Mr. Mubarak! Outlaw the consumption of Fuul and Taamiya in daylight hours.

We know all too well that our great nation was built with fuul and taamiya set firmly in our guts, and without it we would indeed be lesser men. But, Oh Mr. Mubarak, it is turning us into zombies! We eat, then we sleep immediately after and become inconceivably unproductive for the rest of the day. It also makes our farts smell of dead people.