Oh Exalted Mr. Mubarak! Castrate all bad mannered Shabab in Downtown!

Our women are dear to us and we love them. You taught us that, Oh Mr. Mubarak. Why, then, are they verbally abused, molested and defiled as they browse the latest fashion in the clothes shops of Downtown? From this day forth, we urge you to remove the testicles of all offensive Shabab, to help lower their urges to besmirch.