Oh Praiseworthy Mr. Mubarak! Give us sidewalks!

Our people need sidewalks upon which to preamble. Our city is great, but it seems never to have been designed for the average pedestrian. Which is strange since there are over 20 million of us. While you’re at it, we need overhead footbridges on all major roads so we no longer have to dice with death every morning on our ways to work.